GETTING OLD...

Is getting old is about wrinkles, grey hair, poor vision, forgetful, joint aches…fear?... or is it a privilege?
Read this… 
Two elderly folks from a home for old folks” were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Mok, I'm 77 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Mok says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!!!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yup. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
Dear friends...Do not worry or regret growing old…as a matter of fact, it is how you look at things…you don’t have to admit you are growing old either… Don’t take life too seriously!!!...take it in stride man!!! 
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain

CRAZY VS STUPID

What’s the difference between crazy and stupid?
Read this story...
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Mental Hospital. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
"Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre (the 4th one). Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing bolts, easy as that".
The driver was very impressed and asked:"You're so smart but why are you here at the Mental Hospital?"
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm CRAZY not STUPID !"

***In dictionary term, the word crazy means a person suffering from mental disorder while stupid means slow-thinking or foolish.